Why I hate ants...

... because they infiltrated my stuff while I was in Ko Chang.
... because they followed me to Hong Kong from Thailand.
... because they like to crawl on my skin while I sleep.
... because they decided to build not 1, but 2 hives under my bed. (Granted, the queens were just starting to pop 'em out, so there weren't that many of them.)

But no worries. I destroyed them. And I sprayed my entire room with RAID. And locked it up for a full day so the fumes killed everything that crawled. DIE ANTS DIE!