On route to Bangkok from Chiang Mai

Things sighted in the train:

• 2 small fires starting in the forest
• 1 lovely teenage boy with a pink hair band riding his way to lady-manhood
• 1 cricket on the armrest of a seat
• 1 train-neighbor whose open mouth became the home of a bottle cap while he was asleep
• 1 pissed off train-neighbor telling his friend "ce s'appelle le respect!" after waking up abruptly
• 1 over-weight girl sporting a "I'm a virgin" t-shirt and getting snickered at by all the boys